AISubs v3.7
VS ICHI!
Well, well, well...
We've been doing this for 7 years now, VS ICHI.
Even now, 7 years later, I still think it's a weird name.
It's weird, isn't it? VS ICHI is...
On behalf of AICHI KEMIN, we'll do our best and have a showdown.
This is our 7th year doing this show.
It's been a long time!
We've been doing this for 7 years now!
Well, we're going to have a showdown with various sports songs.
Everyone's familiar show, VS AICHI.
Today, we have 4 types of showdowns.
Let's have fun and do it!
Oh, that's not it.
Like "Calihu".
Isn't that a famous song of VS?
No, it's not.
It's not "Ar Jackson".
It's "Ichi Local Kick".
It's really the most dangerous one.
But it's the same for "Kimokan".
Oh, that's right.
It's just that it's a "local kick" and we're not going to lose.
Got it!
Let's have a showdown with VS AICHI!
We're going to have a showdown around here.
Okay, staff.
Could you give me the first one?
Oh, this one.
The first showdown is "Kicking Sniper"!
I'm sure you've heard of it.
But it's a different title.
Oh, you're right.
It's the opposite of "k" and "c".
So it's "Honkenon"...
I said "honke" instead of "kenon".
It's an original VS AICHI showdown.
Oh, I see.
"Kicking Sniper".
Yes!
I'm glad it's original.
That's right.
Okay, let's have a showdown like this.
Okay!
Huh? Where...
Where are we going to play today?
The studio is...
Oh, it's here.
Here?!
It's going to break.
It's really wide.
For now, we're going to make it possible for you to play here every day.
Huh?!
Hey, wait up!
Hey!
It's not possible.
Okay, we're done.
Could you play the third one?
Oh, you want me to play this one?
Please do.
Yeah, I'm good with this one.
This time, the studio is too small for you to use your legs.
So you'll have to use your fingers like this.
Huh?!
Like this?
Huh?!
Wait a second!
Is this a VHS recording?
I'm sorry, the studio is too small for you to use your legs like this.
Huh?!
Wait a second!
It's been a while since I've seen this except for festivals!
It's always like this!
It's different today!
Why?!
Can you say something like "Let's do our best from now on" for the show?
We can continue like this.
First of all, Toshimi-san.
Yes!
Well, I'm confident in my fingers.
Ah, I see.
You're always good at it.
That's right.
I'm pretty good at it, so I'd like to get a good score this time.
Yes, please!
Then, King Sniper, start!
How do you do it?
Ah!
Wait a second!
Wait!
It's too heavy!
If you do it with a light ball, it'll go like this.
Yes, like a balloon.
Can you do it again?
Can you do it again with a fresh reaction?
It's a little small.
Then, King Sniper, start!
Excuse me!
Can you cut it out for me?
Staff!
Wait a second!
It's this one!
It's definitely that one!
Excuse me for a second.
The staff will be reflected in this camera.
It's reflected a lot.
Can you cut it out for me?
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Can you do it?
Yes!
Can you do it?
Go! Go! Go!
It's impossible!
It definitely won't go up!
There will be about four of these.
That's right.
You're so slow!
You come right away and rush!
You give me time to take a deep breath every time.
We're going to cut it one by one.
Here we go.
Yes.
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Look!
This is tough, isn't it?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
This...
Next! Next! Next!
It's nice to kick suddenly from an invisible place.
It's hard to do it if you're stuck next to me like this.
Yes.
Are you okay?
Don't say "Are you okay?"
Don't say it like this!
Here we go!
Oh!
If you say "Okay," I'll say "I did it."
That's amazing.
All of them?
All of them.
The third one is...
The next one is the last one.
Here we go.
Oh, my God!
So...
Toshimitsu's record is...
60 points!
I wish I could have done more.
Yeah, it was close.
The atmosphere was a little different from usual.
Well, we've already dealt with it.
There are some difficult parts.
Yeah.
The kicking service is over.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Please close it and move on to the next corner.
If it was like that, I'd like you to cut it.
I'd like you to cut it and move on to the next corner.
I have an attachment.
My eyes are serious.
If you cut it, I'll let you go.
I'll let you go.
That's all for the kicking service!
Yes!
Go back to the stadium!
I'm tired!
Shima, good night!
Good night!
The next corner is...
The stadium won't open again.
It's a schedule.
I'll say it, too.
Here we go!
Three!
Two!
One!
The next game is...
Popcorn Hitter!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Huh? Huh?
It's not the time for this.
If you don't play games, your schedule is over.
This is Popcorn Hitter.
No, this is you.
This is ridiculous, you!
Just keep yourself safe, okay?
No, really.
No, you can't bring something like that.
That's no good, "keep yourself safe," you know?
No, no, no. Don't worry about it.
"Don't worry about it"?!
You're the one who says it!
Okay, let's play "Tenka" as well.
"Tenka" is also included.
It's not like you'll come if you say it.
Okay, next is me.
I'll go first.
Popcorn Hitter...
Start!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I'm nervous.
Be quiet.
Whoa! You scared me!
You scared me!
Whoa! You scared me!
You scared me!
Whoa! You scared me!
You scared me!
Here it is!
Whoa! You scared me!
It's not on fire, but it's burning.
It's burning!
Whoa! You scared me!
It's not on fire, but it's burning.
You scared me!
Here it is!
I'm scared!
Don't do it!
It's on fire!
Is it on fire?
It's on fire!
Scary!
It was like a massacre in front of me.
Please move it away.
Be quiet!
He's annoying!
Be quiet!
There are many popcorns in Disney.
Yeah.
Young people queue up for 30 minutes for popcorns.
Oh, really?!
There are many kinds of popcorns.
There are green tea milk popcorns, white chocolate popcorns, and strawberries.
But, Disney's popcorns are five times as good as usual.
Oh, are you a Disney fan?
Have you been to Disney recently?
No, I haven't.
I went there five years ago.
Oh, you're a college student.
I'm 21 years old.
Oh, I see.
Don't say stupid things.
Why do you say like that?
You say like that in the middle of playing a video game.
I haven't played it yet.
It's a long game.
I think you're talking a lot.
Do you want me to do it like this on the ceiling?
Can you do it with this camera?
Let's go!
Did you start?
Get ready! Get ready! Get ready!
Get ready! Get ready!
I can do it now!
I can do it!
Look! Look!
Ouch!
Watch out! Watch out!
It's big!
It's hot!
Watch out!
Ouch! Ouch!
It's hot!
It's impossible! It doesn't go in.
Like this?
Yes! Yes!
It falls like this.
Ouch!
Wait! Are you ready?
Watch me! Watch me!
I'll do it!
Go to the peak! Go to the peak!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Wait! Beans! Beans!
Beans! Beans!
Ouch! Ouch!
It fell! It fell!
Ouch!
It fell on its own!
It fell on its own! It fell on its own!
Why?!
Why did you fall?
10 seconds left!
10! 10! 10! 10!
10! 10! 10!
It's impossible!
7! 6!
It's hot! Hot!
5!
It's hot!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Last one! Last one! Time's up!
Excuse me, but can you just close it like that?
Close it like that?
I'm back!
The record is...
10 points!
It was 10 points!
10 points!
We distributed it perfectly! This happens sometimes, you know!
Let's move on to the next prize!
Thank you!
Stamina bank... He always says that...
It's small...
Just say it! It's small!
Huh?
Just say it!
I don't know what you're doing, but it's definitely small!
Huh?
This is amazing...
Huh?
This is bad...
This isn't amazing...
It's cardboard!
Okay, I'm ready!
I'll say it one more time...
It's a rolling coin!
Okay, this is the game!
It's a simple game where you move forward and you lose if you drop it!
This time, we distributed it in a very small scale!
Yeah, it's already the third time we did it in a small scale!
Yeah, I think you know what I'm talking about!
Can you give me the coins that go in here?
Okay!
Excuse me!
Serious coins!
It's money!
It's not coins, it's money!
It's gold!
It's money!
500 yen coins...
These are coins worth 100 points!
Okay!
There are coins worth 5 points and so on!
We'll only get points for numbers!
Let's move on to something really expensive!
Is there anyone who uses coins other than 500 yen?
500 yen is the biggest and has the most points, so...
Hey, you're ruining the game!
There are coins worth 5 or 10 yen, but we don't have to open it, do we?
Since we can easily get coins worth 500 points...
If you don't drop it, you get 2000 points!
Oh, I see!
So if you get too many coins worth 500 yen, you'll have an advantage over your opponent!
And if you get too many coins worth 500 yen, you won't have an advantage!
Shall we start?
Okay!
Rolling coin tower...
Start!
I want you to put it around here.
If you put it around here, it will be like this.
Oh, that's great!
Oh, it turns properly!
I'm relieved now!
It's like butter!
Let's go!
Let's put it around here.
Okay!
It's fast!
It's fast! It's fast!
It's off!
Okay, go ahead!
Oh, it's difficult!
It's really difficult!
No, it's already off!
It's too off! It's too off!
It's too off!
Ah!
Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
Okay, when I made 20,000 coins, I fell down, so...
I have 500 coins, and you didn't defeat 500 people, so you have 2,000 coins!
Okay!
It's a one more game!
I want you to put the coins you made now and reset them.
Let's do it one more time!
And, uh...
Can you fix this?
Can you just stop this?
Huh?
Can you just stop this?
This is bad. Let's be patient for now.
Here we go.
It's burning!
The second round of Rolling Coin Tower!
Start!
You go first.
It's not that hard because it's thin.
500 yen.
It's sticking to you.
It's looking good.
Let's go for another one.
You're good!
It's scary because it's 100 yen.
Good!
I did it!
Toshimitsu got 1,000 yen.
I got 600 yen.
I dropped it and Toshimitsu got 2,000 yen.
Toshimitsu got 2,000 yen.
That's all for Rolling Coin Tower!
We did it!
Let's go to the last game!
Thank you for your hard work!
Why are you trying to make a good team?
It's just the last one.
It's already like this, so it's okay.
I'm going to use a big studio for the next game.
Please wait there.
If you have one, you can come out of it from the beginning.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm going to use a big studio for the next game.
Please stand by.
Wait a minute.
Hand spinner?
You're going to use a hand spinner, aren't you?
This is Moromoro.
Are you okay?
I'll fix my posture.
Please wait a moment.
Moromoro, if you don't mind, I'd like to spin it.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Thank you for your hard work.
Good evening!
Three, two...
The last game is Giant Crash!
As usual, we're going to play a really big game.
This time, we're going to play it like this.
We're going to take the bottom box in turn.
If the top doll collapses and falls, you lose.
Rock, paper, scissors!
I won.
I'll go first.
There are only eight boxes.
I don't know how to think about it.
It's difficult.
It's like a short-term formation.
Fifth!
- Huh? - Do it yourself!
Huh? Is that possible?
It automatically goes down and goes "Zoom!"
It's like "Slowly, slowly, aah!"
Do it yourself.
Excuse me.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Awesome! - Nice!
But... should it be water?
- Shall we go with four? - Four?
- Yes! - Yes!
Ready and...
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Not bad! - Not bad!
- Not bad at all! - Not bad at all!
- Yes, yes, yes! - Yes!
- Six more!
- Six, huh? - It's fast, huh?
- It's fast, huh?
- In the end... - In the end...
- It's going to fall anyway, so... - It's going to fall anyway, so...
- There's a chance it's going to fall anyway, so... - There's a chance it's going to fall anyway, so...
- Seventh! - Here I go!
- Ah, it's really heavy! - No, it's because you're on your knees...
- Yes! - Whoa!
- Yes, yes, yes! - Awesome!
- No, it's... - It's itchy!
- No, it's amazing!
- Where should we go with this? - Now that we know how heavy it is here...
- Let's go with number one. - Yeah!
- I think we can go with that one now. - We can go with number one?!
- Here I go! - Okay!
- Ready and...
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- We did it! - We did it!
- Barely! - Four more!
- Right?! Four more! Next is this one!
- This is tough! - This is tough!
- We can do it! We can do it!
- No, second or third? - I think we can go with the one on the other side.
- I'm going with number three! - Okay!
- Look at it!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Amazing! - We did it!
- Wow!
- We did it! - We did it!
- Where is this?!
- This is the heaviest one.
- I'm going with number two. - Okay!
- It's pretty... the right side is pretty frozen.
- If you pull this one out, you're in trouble.
- Whoever pulls this one out wins!
- Ready and...
- We did it! - We did it!
Okay, let's close the giant glass.
So, we closed the giant glass in the final competition!
The scenery was pretty interesting.
Let's end it like this.
"Let's end it like this"?
- It seems like we should end it like this. - Really?
- No, you can just sit like that. - Can I just sit like that?
Isn't this like a late-night talk show?
Hurry up and close it.
I'm sorry, but we're running out of time for this studio,
so please start taking out your staff members.
- Okay. - Okay, we'll just end it like this.
- Don't end it like that! - Okay, thank you.
- Don't take it out! - You're noisy!
- You're noisy, so don't take it out! - Don't take it out!
- Okay, we'll end it like this.
Damn it!
- So, that was this week's "Vs. 1"! - Thank you!
- Please look forward to our next broadcast! - Thank you!
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